Dennis Nally got sweated by the Indian Corporate Affairs Minister over the fraud that was missed by P Dub at Satyam Computer Services.Luckily for you, 10-key Tramp had a fly on the wall and we've got some of the juicier bits for you here:
Corporate Affairs Minister: Do you have any idea how serious this situation is?
Dennis Nally: I'd put it somewhere between cancer and heart attack.
CAM: Huh?
DN: Sorry, American joke.
CAM: What the hell was going on over there? Was anyone actually auditing anything? Why couldn't you find the fraud?
DN: I can't speak for the team specifically but I personally haven't audited anything since the early '90s. I'm not really sure about finding fraud. I don't think we have to do that.
CAM (with furrowed brow): What exactly do you do?
DN: Well I mostly fly around the world and put duct tape on stuff since Sammy D. quit
CAM (seriously getting annoyed): So can you tell us anything about this disaster?
DN: Couple dudes are in jail. I think one of them still wears his pocket protector every day.
CAM: Is there anything useful that you can tell us at all?
DN: It's customary to tip when you're in the United States. Waiters get really annoyed when foreigners stiff them.
CAM: Will someone get this guy out of here?
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