Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Plot for Next Season's 24 is Set

I'm quite certain that this could not have been an auditor/tax professional as it probably would have required actually leaving work, which we all know, rarely happens at E&Y, KPMG, et al.

If, it turns out, this person who got the Wilbur flu had left the office and accordingly acquired said flu, I'm sure we'll be reading about her dismissal in the next few days.

...Or Jack Bauer will attempt to get a clue from her about who infected her with the virus only to have her die immediately at the point when she's about to confess to her involvement in the development of a swine flu bio-weapon after a little coaxing from Agent Bauer.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled swine flu coverage.

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1 comment:

  1. do the crunchies of denver care about the swine flu, or do their abnormal intakes of organic, free-range, grass fed granola make them immune?