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Well, now you've gone and done it JP Morgan. Apparently, you missed all the populist outrage news re: relatively small amounts of money.

There are conflicting reports between Mickey Mouse ABC News and Reuters about the J to the P buying two Gulfstreams and building a hangar to park them in.

The fact that there is a rumor going around about this suggests, at the very least, these potential transactions were discussed at Jamie Dimon's Scrooge McDuck-esque gold coin swimming pool.

The Barney Frank/Maxine Waters/Chuck Grassley batshit insane grandstanding burn all bankers, accountants, and anything w/ "AIG" in it at the stake remains fluid.

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